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I like a lot of things that include: Homestuck, Sherlock Holmes, Porn, Art, Reading/Books, music, Loki and lots of other tidbits i can't think of now
Porn Spasm Every Friday
(Also WILL Flow LOTS of Pornographic images. If you don't like those things on your dash or share a computer with other people, i suggest you NOT follow me. If you can stomach it, please continue and know that you following me is an honour )
History meme - CHARLEMAGNE was king of the Franks and Christian emperor of the West. He did much to define the shape and character of medieval Europe and presided over the Carolingian Renaissance.
Charlemagne was born in the late 740s near Liège in modern day Belgium, the son of the Frankish king Pepin the Short. When Pepin died in 768, his kingdom was divided between his two sons and for three years Charlemagne ruled with his younger brother Carloman. When Carloman died suddenly in 771, Charlemagne became sole ruler. Charlemagne spent the early part of his reign on several military campaigns to expand his kingdom. He invaded Saxony in 772 and eventually achieved its total conquest and conversion to Christianity. He also extended his dominance to the south, conquering the kingdom of the Lombards in northern Italy. In 778, he invaded northern Spain, then controlled by the Moors. Between 780 and 800, Charlemagne added Bohemia to his empire and subdued the Avars in the middle Danube basin. In 800 a rebellion against Pope Leo III began. Charlemagne went to his aid in Rome and defeated the rebellion. As a token of thanks, Leo crowned Charlemagne on Christmas Day that year, declaring him emperor of the Romans. Although this did not give Charlemagne any new powers, it legitimised his rule over his Italian territories and attempted to revive the imperial tradition of the western Roman emperor. The immense territories which Charlemagne controlled became known as the Carolingian empire. Charlemagne introduced administrative reforms throughout the lands he controlled, he standardised weights, measures and customs dues, which helped improve commerce and initiated important legal reforms. He persuaded many eminent scholars to come to his court and established a new library of Christian and classical works. Charlemagne died in 814. His successors lacked his vision and authority, and his empire did not long outlive him.
i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Winona Ryder on the set of Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Halloween has arrived at my local Michaels store. Time to stock up on home décor!
SPOOKY JARS AND BOTTLES AND CANISTERS!
Pray for the StuntHusband, peeps. He’s agreed to go Halloween shopping with me on Saturday. Now I need find the best coupons for Michaels!
All of it. ALL OF IT. I HAVE COUPONS.
John Legend doesn’t take shit.