Just Call me Jones.|
I like a lot of things that include: Homestuck, Sherlock Holmes, Porn, Art, Reading/Books, music, Loki and lots of other tidbits i can't think of now
Porn Spasm Every Friday
(Also WILL Flow LOTS of Pornographic images. If you don't like those things on your dash or share a computer with other people, i suggest you NOT follow me. If you can stomach it, please continue and know that you following me is an honour )
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
*And I’m Home playing in the background* because I’m a loser
why aren't there any girl transformers?
lol silly women. they are robots. alien robots. they don't have genders. why would there be girls? lol
so they're all boys?
does this mean that transformers are all boys that have romantic relationships with other boys?
shit shit SHIT SHIT QUICK MAKE FEMALES MAKE FEMALES
Is your dick hard?
no but life is
Disney Villains Week
Jacob | Day 2 | Favorite Villain Song: “Come Little Children”
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t